Clever thieves 聪明的小偷
Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?
Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?
警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？
失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么时候？
Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?
Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?
警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？
失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么时候？
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