Whose plate it is 谁的盘子
Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"
Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."
客人：“为什么你的狗狗坐在那儿老是看着我吃东西呢？”
旅馆主人：“我不敢想象，除非是因为你拿了它经常用来吃东西的盘子了。”
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