Poems - English Story

Tonight I write of Lefty Wright, a lifter slightly gifted, who nightly...

My teacher ate my homework, Which I thought was rather odd. He sniffed at it...

Sit back and I'll tell you of Tommy McTivver, whose parents uncaringly made...

I'm feeling rather full tonight. I couldn't eat another bite. I couldn't eat...

A dinosaur for Christmas is the only thing I need. It doesn't matter if it's...

"Get up! Get up! Get out of bed you lazy bum , you sleepyhead." Yes, that is...

Mackenzie put a whoopie cushion on the teacher's chair. Makayla told the...

I often contradict myself. Oh no, I never do. I argue with me day and...

"Dear students, the summer has ended. The school year at last has begun. But...

Today I Got a Valentine from everyone but Kay. But that's alright... I never...

I will not sit on Santa's lap. You cannot make me sit on it, and if you try...

by R. L. Stevenson (1) When I was down beside the sea A wooden spade they...

Poor Cinderella, whose stepmom was mean, could never see films rated...

The teacher gave homework for Christmas. We thought it must be a mistake...

My penmanship is pretty bad. My printing's plainly awful. In truth, my...