Ode on a unicycle
Unicycle, unicycle, radiant and round. Spying you, you spoke to me without a single sound. Unicycle, unicycle, beautiful and kind, like the petals on a flower wheeling through my mind. Unicycle, unicycle, you're my one desire. Losing you would break my heart. Of you I'll never tire. Unicycle, unicycle always by my side. That's, of course, because you are impossible to ride.