I love me
I took myself out on a date and said I'm looking grand, and when I got my courage up I asked to hold my hand. I took me to a restaurant and then a movie show. I put my arm around me in the most secluded row. I whispered sweetly in my ear of happiness and bliss, and then I almost slapped me when I tried to steal a kiss. Then afterwards I walked me home and since I'm so polite I thanked me for a perfect date and wished myself goodnight. There's just one little problem and it kind of hurts my pride. Myself would not invite me in so now I'm locked outside!