The time

BLONDE: Excuse me, what time is it right now?

WOMAN: It's 11:25 PM.

BLONDE: (confused look on face) You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer.

Marry him 嫁给他

Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered （浪费） when...

I am acting like a lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a...

She's rather buy a gift 她宁愿买一件礼物

While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's...

The time

BLONDE: Excuse me, what time is it right now? WOMAN: It's 11:25 PM. ...

Kuweit wedding

A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before...

I am acting like a lady 我要表现得象位女士

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a...

Hung like jesus

Q: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? A: Stretch your arms straight...

A conversation with mom

Mother: 'Hello?' Daughter: 'Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you...

You're facing the wrong way 你看错方向了

In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind...

Respectable boyfriend

Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he...

The doctor knows better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His...

Where babies come from

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what...

Genie in a bottle

A husband and wife were having an argument. Suddenly the husband picked up a...