English Story

Imitate birds 模仿鸟儿

A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.
 
"Imitate birds," the man said.
 
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
 
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
 
一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢?”负责人问。
 
“模仿小鸟,”那人说。
 
“你在开玩笑吧?”负责人答道,“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”
 
“噢,那就算了。”那名演员说着,展开翅膀,飞出了窗口。