Roast pig 烤乳猪
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he...
Wood fire 森林之火
Wood Fire
One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male...
Getting on the bus
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for...
Cause for unrest
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and...
Hurt all over 浑身都疼
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you...
No pen but a pistol
A lady and her son whom was about 10 years old came to buy pond fish from me...
Bank robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good...
Blonde disney trip
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. ...
Serious swimming
There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the...
Italian virgin
Maria just got married and being a traditional Italian she was still a...
Childbirth pain
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her...
No matter 没关系
A well-dressed woman got on a bus. She handed a ten-dollar note to the drive...
Gardening gloves
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed...
Wonderful threesome
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have...
50 cents
After many months of trying to make ends meet, a couple decided that the...
Airport left
I know a blond so stupid I asked her to take me to the airport she looked up...