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An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous


Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle


In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker


An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf


If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw