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Honest lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer ? Broke .
Early shopper
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent (仁慈的) mood as he...
Excess billing hours
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Dirty taste...
Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to...
Two questions
"You're a high priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two...
You won't go to jail
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a...
Lawyer in a plane going down
The pilot on a small plane announced that the plane was going to crash and...
Car trouble
A Rabbi, a Monk , and a lawyer are riding down the road when their car...
You wont go to jail
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a...
That's not fair
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he...
Interview at the firm
There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it...
Do what you can 尽力而为就好
In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and...
4 doctors
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The...
"the interview" a one-act play
Applicant : "I'm looking for a job as a consultant ."   Employer: "I'm...
Question and answer jokes
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger...
Jury duty
A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from...
3 questions
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates....
The bronze statues
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's...
Court witness
The prosecuting attorney had just called his first witness to the stand, an...
Lawyer priorities
In California, more than 600 lawyer hopefuls were taking the State Bar exams...