Humors - English Story

The Advantage of Noise Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour...

Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild. Since...

Customer : Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish . Waiter:Just...

A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a...

A famous lawyer always lectured his office boy. He thought it was good for...

Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of...

One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids...

A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain, asked his charity,...

I wish

Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a...

Working at a theater box-office ticket window poses many challenges in...

Life is cruel to men. When they are born, their mothers get the compliments...

A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum （精神病院） and he...

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg,...

Stranger: Catch any fish? Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream...

A father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and...

A New Employee Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called...

One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a...

"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine." "Yours? Can you prove it?"...

The Mean Man's Party 　　 The notorious （声名狼藉的，臭名昭著的） cheap skate（小气鬼）...

A political speaker was annoyed by a man in the audience. The man coughed...