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Where's the bread i ask 我让你拿的面包呢
Sam was near the end of his long life. His children stood by the bed, and...
Excellent skills 绝妙的技巧
Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they...
That's the office you have now
When I started my current job, I was assigned to a cubicle with a...
Anxious (着急)
The wife says to the neighbor:" My  husband  has  not returned  all   the ...
Making granny glad 让奶奶开心
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making...
Do i have any other choice
One day, Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"    Adam said helplessly,"Do...
How much is it? 多少钱?
How Much Is It? It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of...
A regimen 养生之道
An old man of seventy-six went to a doctor to request a general check up as...
A smugglar 走私犯
The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a...
Settle down and settle up 一字之差
When my brother, a notorious spender, came home for a visit, he told my...
Endearing terms
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host,...
It's good to admit a fault
John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps...
The great lion hunter 伟大的猎手
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a...
True feelings 真情
We were leaving a football game in a throng of people.   My husband, who...
上帝曾经答应我
Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace....
双语笑话(五)
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper,80% of those who have...
A shipwrecked sailor 一个遭遇海难的水手
A sailor was the only survivor of the shipwreck .   He had to stay on a...
You forget again 你又忘了
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so they...
Thinking back 回忆
We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our widowed mother's 80th...
She didn't laugh 她没有笑
The boss was telling jokes. Everyone laughed uproariously. But a girl...