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Bring me a glass of milk 捎杯牛奶
At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the...
Prediction 预言
Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson's house, Robinson knew...
Who is the greatest? 谁最了不起
A judge, a bishop , and a conductor were having a discussion. All three were...
Absent-minded 心不在焉
A man was getting very absent-minded. One evening he went to visit a friend...
We share everything 我们分享一切
An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger...
We weren't looking for the same thing
A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.   ...
Have his photo on the headline 要上头条了
While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists...
Hands off 不要动
A friend of mine was giving an important dinner party for her husband's...
Advice for "kid" 忠告“年轻者”
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to...
Only a few words 几个英语词
At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger(行凶抢劫者) but gets into...
He's shaving you 他正在给你刮胡须
Stopping in an unfamiliar barber shop for a  shave, a young playboy took a...
It was unnecessary 没有必要
A man stopped at a place where a subscription (捐献) was being raised for the...
Gardening gloves 园艺手套
Gardening Glove For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since...
Cheap price for a horse 便宜的马
After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper...
I also have bania blood in my body
A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery . He got it from a poor...
I want a day off 想请一天假
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says,...
The choice of word 选词
The Choice of Word   One day, John was back home after work. He found that...
Tightfisted till the end 本性难移
When a very miserly(吝啬的) man nicknamed the "stingy ghost" died and went to...
Shell and hell 壳牌与地狱
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign hit his car...
That's why 原来如此
Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he...