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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception...
I've fallen
There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept...
Stone the prostitute
In the town square a nasty crowd had gathered, intending to stone to death a...
Yom kippur night
It was Yom Kippur evening. In the old Jewish neighborhood, everyone was...
S.o.b.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest : "What have you done my...
Golf in heaven
Moses, Jesus and some 'ol geezer were going to play a round of golf. Moses...
Morning worship
The teacher of the third-grade Sunday School class was planning to take her...
The biggest lie
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few...