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We're not reducing the prices 我们不会降价
At the supermarket near our convent I had filled my cart in a hurry and...
Screening process
A young man dies and goes to Heaven, where he finds he is third in line at...
Bat problem
Bat Problem Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One...
How can i get into heaven 我怎么才能上天堂
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money...
Snorer 瞌睡者
The preacher was vexed (生气的) because a certain member of his...
Get married in heaven 在天堂结婚
A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and...
Crumbling down
A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon,...
First christmas joke of the season
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly...
Who want to go to heaven 谁想去天堂
The preacher was vexed (生气的) because a certain member of his...
Your halo is too tight 光圈太紧了
A pious (虔诚的) believer was very serious in his spiritual cultivation . He...
Church smiles
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her...
The new pastor
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.   At one house...
Confessions
A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train....
How to get rid of a jehovah's witness
When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure, what would you...
Espiscopalian
Three men of the cloth, a Catholic, a Jew and an Episcopalian were on an...
Vow of silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of...
Do i know you?
A man gets off a plane in Boston and heads immediately for the men's room....
Telling lies
The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn...
Sales
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope.    It was...
An act of charity
One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra...