Humors - English Story

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. Teacher: Peter! Tell us,...

Sunday class

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept...

5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something. Father:...

A little boy was drawing a sketch with pencil and paper. When his mother...

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie...

Car accident

As John and his five year old son were headed to McDonald's one day, they...

Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q:...

Son: Dad, give me a dime . Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too...

Grandma's age

Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was . Grandma answered, "39...

Creighton was going along a West End square when he saw a little fellow...

A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence 'The ox and the cow are in the...

A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter . My dear,...

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...

What's sex?

A little boy returning home from school said to his mother, 'Mom, what's...

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli ? Kids don't eat broccoli.

My 15-year-old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don't...

Concussion

One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old...

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition -...

It's a right. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John's younger brother....