Humors - English Story

Fried chicken In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he...

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to...

One day, up in the frozen north a polar bear and his son were out for a...

Reason

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down（砍下） his father's Cherry...

Band stand

Q. How do you make a bandstand? A. Take away their chairs!

A Girl's Name When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my...

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other,...

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what...

The swimmer

The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times...

Son: Is ink so very expensive, father? Father: Why, son, what makes you...

Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other....

Father: “Son, you were adopted.” Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my...

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their...

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a...

One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter...

Son: "Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon?" Dad: "What ah?" Son:...

A period

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something...

Don't be selfish A mother is admonishing her son. Now, John, don't be...

"Oh, I sure am happy to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother on...

Name game

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held...