Humors - English Story

Prize 奖品

Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a...

A boy goes to the cinema. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or...

热涨冷缩

Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it...

Teacher: Name some of Thomas Edison's contributions to science. Students:...

Son: Papa, what's the meaning of " Like father, like son"? Father: Bastard ....

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making...

Give up your seat to a lady 　　Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus...

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir,...

Hamburgers

I took my 4 year old son, Jacob, out to McDonald's for dinner one evening...

Stranger: "What's your name, little boy?" Little boy: "I don't...

One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if...

Sex positions

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go...

To make the rush hour easier, our small grocery store has a rule for...

Tell a lie

Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?" Victor: "I want that one of the...

Feel Unhappy.心里难受　　Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt...

Little Johnny, Billy and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring...

Too young

This 40 year old guy is driving home from work and he pulls into his...

Returning from a golf outing（远足，短途旅行） , my husband was greeted at the door...

My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often...

A group of kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted...