English Story
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Childrens' minds
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in...
My half was at the bottom of the bottle
Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods.   They...
Child birth
Should children witness child birth? Due to a power outage, only one...
Can you write in the dark?
A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark ?"   Her...
A girl's wish 小女孩的愿望
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten...
I'm trying to stop it 我要把它堵在里面
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"   "No, sir,...
The reason of being late
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every...
Don't bother me 别烦我
One day a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighbor-hood when he was...
To buy a video 买录像机
Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video. I’m afraid we can’t...
Wrinkled face
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled...
I you she
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words:...
老鼠是什么样子的
Rodents had overrun a posh(时髦的) private school near New York City. So the...
All lovely except the music
A keen(敏锐的,渴望的) young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories...
A wet whisper
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said,...
Waste or save
Father: Oh, Jack , you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you...
All right
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red...
God's child 上帝的小孩
A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask...
I'm trying to stop it
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir,...
What do i get 我能得到什么
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do...
Whose father was the stronger
Will and Bill were quarrelling(争吵) about whose father was the stronger. Will...