Humors - English Story

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in...

Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods. They...

Child birth

Should children witness child birth? Due to a power outage, only one...

A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark ?" Her...

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten...

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir,...

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every...

One day a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighbor-hood when he was...

Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video. I’m afraid we can’t...

Wrinkled face

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled...

I you she

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words:...

Rodents had overrun a posh（时髦的） private school near New York City. So the...

A keen（敏锐的，渴望的） young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories...

A wet whisper

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said,...

Waste or save

Father: Oh, Jack , you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you...

All right

Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red...

A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask...

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir,...

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do...

Will and Bill were quarrelling（争吵） about whose father was the stronger. Will...