Humors - English Story

Mother asked her little boy, Darling , what did the teacher teach you today?...

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy...

Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin! What does...

Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with...

The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: " Jack , if you found three...

Teacher: Jack , why aren't you listening? Jack: But, teacher, I'm...

A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman? The mom thinks a while...

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter...

The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She...

Slug jokes

What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you...

The teacher said: "If the shepherd put twenty sheep out to feed on the grass...

Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you...

He won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? 　　 Johnny: He is ill in bed....

"Johnny, name the fifty states," instructed the teacher. "I can't,...

It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot. Josie is bored with...

It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in...

Dirty name

A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by...

Urinal help

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female...

Funny Cow Jokes 1 Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted...

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and...