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I taught the teacher 我教老师
Mother asked her little boy, Darling , what did the teacher teach you today?...
Gobble, gobble, gobble
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy...
Spider jokes 01
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin! What does...
Does he bite 它咬人吗
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with...
I must have somebody else's pants on
The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: " Jack , if you found three...
Why aren't you listening 为什么不认真听课
Teacher: Jack , why aren't you listening?   Jack: But, teacher, I'm...
I know who god is 我知道上帝是谁了
A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman? The mom thinks a while...
How much is four minus four 四减四等于几
One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter...
The age and daydreaming
The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She...
Slug jokes
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you...
The remaining sheep 剩下的羊
The teacher said: "If the shepherd put twenty sheep out to feed on the grass...
I wasn't listening
Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you...
He won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?       Johnny: He is ill in bed....
Thirteen states
"Johnny, name the fifty states," instructed the teacher. "I can't,...
The teacher's pest 老师的调皮学生
It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot.   Josie is bored with...
Neither 都不是
It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in...
Dirty name
A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by...
Urinal help
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female...
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Funny Cow Jokes 1 Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted...
I didn't notice it
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and...