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Stupid orders 愚蠢的命令
When Nasreddin was a boy, he never did what he was told, so his father...
Black and white
There is a little white boy with an all white family playing outside in the...
Pirate's treasure 海盗的财富
"Ten steps from the porch (门廊) and twenty steps from the rose bushes,"...
Drink like a fish
A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All...
Great event 重大事件
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?   Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln...
It's always me 总是我
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who...
Intelligent son 聪明的儿子
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the...
What are the two words? 是哪两个词?
What are the Two Words? A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her...
I know the whole truth
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
The new teacher 新老师
George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you...
Johnny is busy now
It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone rang and Mary went to...
Cry
"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen....
Pierced ears
The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about...
Team spirit
At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do...
We should pray
As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a...
Worm jokes 01
What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous? A maggot with attitude! Why was the...
Things have been okay 一切都正常
Things Have Been Okay A young couple were becoming anxious about their...
Its part of the game 我在扮演妈妈
Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie....
Whiskey lesson
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Two pounds of plums
Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a...