Humors - English Story

What is sex?

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother,...

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town...

A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the...

The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if...

Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing his...

A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk...

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" ...

Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor...

A duel 决斗

Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and...

Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it? Billy: I...

Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in...

To Buy a Video 　　 Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video....

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty...

A farmer's boy went looking for snails , and, when he had picked up both his...

Wrong number

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and...

Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny? Johnny: Teacher told...

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned...

Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"? Student: Yes. I ate...

My wife was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she...

Younger Scout : How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a...