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Knights & nights 黑暗时代
Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages? Betty:...
Something i didn't do 我没做的事
Mother: What are you crying for?   Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I...
Who is the laziest 谁最懒
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you...
Moses & the red sea
Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday...
The toast is burned
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had...
Chldren's prayer
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime,...
They're busy 他们很忙
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. "May I speak to your...
A physics examination 一次物理考试
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon,...
Fish net 鱼网
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"   "A lot of little holes tied...
Reason of punishment 惩罚的原因
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy,...
Great event 林肯过生日
Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy:...
Worm jokes 03
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud! What is the maggot army called? The...
Self-made man
A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house. While they eat, the new...
Hello mother, hello father
A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and...
Higher power
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, " We have been learning how...
Imitation 模仿
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat...
Comparison 比较
Comparison Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report...
Sherlock homes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and...
Sex on sunday
Bill and Linda decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
A very special christmas present
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of...