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Train set
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing...
The ticket
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a...
Flat tummy
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad...
Water your flowers every day
"Flowers need water," said the teacher. "Water your flowers every day, or...
Four elements 四大元素
Teacher: What are the four elements of nature?   Student: Fire, air, earth,...
Clever bobby 聪明的博比
Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor,...
Who is stupid 谁愚蠢
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her...
A fascination for motorcycles 迷恋摩托车
Our son, at age five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one...
I need god with skin 有身躯的上帝
To help our five-year-old son overcome his fear of the dark, his father and...
The new baby
Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat . Now Mrs. Taylor was...
Mother's shock
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over...
A rithmetic lesson
A little boy bustled (喧闹,忙乱) into a grocery one day with a memorandum (便笺)...
Who's the boss?
The organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.   The brain...
Late video return
Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local...
A one eyed man at a proctologist exam
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally...
英语笑话:为什么背一块大石头
Two men walk in the jungle. One has a gun on his back and the other one a...
Masculin, feminin
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living...
Keep yourself busy
My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry (疾跑)...
Life after death
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.  ...
Pleasure is mental
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental...