Humors - English Story

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do...

Buccaneers

Once when Mary was young, her school had a halloween party for them. Mary...

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers...

A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is an New England...

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup （番茄酱） to come out of the bottle....

Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher: Who told you...

A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of...

Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share...

A teacher said to her class: Who was the first man? George Washington, a...

The teacher was vividly describing the discovery of the law of gravitation....

Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging...

Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid:...

Bridget asks her son Paul, “Paul, would you say I’m pretty or ugly?” “A...

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...

Finding danny

"Oh, no!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40...

New borns

A woman is in the hospital and just had twins, a boy and a girl. But no one...

Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round,...

A little boy and his dad were walking down the street whan they saw two dogs...

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He...

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the...