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What do i get? 我能得到什么?
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do...
Buccaneers
Once when Mary was young, her school had a halloween party for them.    Mary...
A small boy and a donkey 小男孩与驴子
A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers...
Superbowl snaps
A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is an New England...
妈妈在砸瓶子
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup (番茄酱) to come out of the bottle....
When was rome built
Teacher: When was Rome built?    Tom: At night.    Teacher: Who told you...
孩子的观点
A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of...
Sharing the apples 分苹果
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share...
Who was the first man? 谁是第一个男人
A teacher said to her class: Who was the first man? George Washington, a...
It's true 大实话
The teacher was vividly describing the discovery of the law of gravitation....
I caught every step 我一级也没漏
Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging...
Birthday 生日
Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid:...
英语笑话: pretty or ugly?
Bridget asks her son Paul, “Paul, would you say I’m pretty or ugly?”   “A...
Potential and reality
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
Finding danny
"Oh, no!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40...
New borns
A woman is in the hospital and just had twins, a boy and a girl. But no one...
I don't like an argument 我不想争论
Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round,...
Having a puppy
A little boy and his dad were walking down the street whan they saw two dogs...
He won 他赢了
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?   Johnny: He is ill in bed. He...
Who was fighting 谁在打架
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the...