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Question and answer
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger...
Stone the prostitute
In the town square a nasty crowd had gathered, intending to stone to death a...
Cooking with cannibals
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't...
Sunday school message
Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was...
Pope in heaven 天堂里的教皇
The Pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter greets him and says. "Glad to...
Yom kippur night
It was Yom Kippur evening. In the old Jewish neighborhood, everyone was...
S.o.b.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest : "What have you done my...
Partners with god 与上帝为伍
A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it...
Golf in heaven
Moses, Jesus and some 'ol geezer were going to play a round of golf. Moses...
Morning worship
The teacher of the third-grade Sunday School class was planning to take her...
The biggest lie
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few...
We're not reducing the prices 我们不会降价
At the supermarket near our convent I had filled my cart in a hurry and...
Screening process
A young man dies and goes to Heaven, where he finds he is third in line at...
Bat problem
Bat Problem Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One...
How can i get into heaven 我怎么才能上天堂
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money...
Snorer 瞌睡者
The preacher was vexed (生气的) because a certain member of his...
Get married in heaven 在天堂结婚
A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and...
Crumbling down
A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon,...
First christmas joke of the season
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly...
Who want to go to heaven 谁想去天堂
The preacher was vexed (生气的) because a certain member of his...