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Your halo is too tight 光圈太紧了
A pious (虔诚的) believer was very serious in his spiritual cultivation . He...
Church smiles
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her...
The new pastor
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.   At one house...
Confessions
A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train....
How to get rid of a jehovah's witness
When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure, what would you...
Espiscopalian
Three men of the cloth, a Catholic, a Jew and an Episcopalian were on an...
Vow of silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of...
Do i know you?
A man gets off a plane in Boston and heads immediately for the men's room....
Telling lies
The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn...
Sales
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope.    It was...
An act of charity
One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra...
Mother teresa goes to heaven
Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. God greets her at the Pearly...
The baptism
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the...
Father knows best
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed...
The evangelist
A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist(福音传教士) comes on and...
Happiness
"I am in desperate need of help -- or I'll go crazy. We're living in a...
Faith lesson
While working on a lesson in world religions, a kindergarten teacher asked...
The liars 说谎者
The minister announced that he would preach on the subject of liars next...
Confessional etiquette
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions , so he asks an older...
Gay man meets saint peter
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting...