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Who's the boss?
The organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.   The brain...
Late video return
Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local...
A one eyed man at a proctologist exam
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally...
英语笑话:为什么背一块大石头
Two men walk in the jungle. One has a gun on his back and the other one a...
Masculin, feminin
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living...
Keep yourself busy
My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry (疾跑)...
Life after death
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.  ...
Pleasure is mental
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental...
Ski lessons
Between my first and second ski lessons, I was practicing on the beginners'...
69 farts
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and...
Shy guy
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose (建议,求婚) to...
Henpecked husbands 妻管严
The ruler of all ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the...
A beautiful woman-doctor 美丽的女医生
A beautiful woman-doctor is warmly welcomed by men-patients, and she has...
Who was more polite 谁更礼貌
Who was more polite A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was...
Lucky frog
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the...
Coffee breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?    A: It takes too long to...
Opening day riddle
Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.  ...
Jack and jill went up the hill
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a...
Mr bear & mr rabbit
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while...
Ultimate fantasy
Ask any man what a woman's ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to...