50周年结婚纪念日
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On...
苦命的salesman
An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He said...
Zen sarcasm 1
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I...
英语笑话：凌晨1点的会议
The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am. “What are...
Observation
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took...
The horse whisperer
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool . In front of him he see's a big...
Raccoons
Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend...
When will he move?
A two month pregnant woman asks her doctor, "When will my baby move?" The...
Curse 咒语
An old man goes to the wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has...
Fortuneteller
A man was wandering around a fairground（露天市场） and he happened to see a...
Perfect woman 完美女友
Bob is almost 30 years old, his friends have already gotten married one...
Thermometer or pen
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal（直肠的） thermometer...
Beard
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave...
What's your name?
A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train....