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Trying to do that for years 我已经努力好多年了
Trying to do that for years A man went to the police office wishing to speak...
Bar, bar, bar...bar, barbara ann
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully...
Determining sex
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth.
Fines
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out...
That's long division 这是除法
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.   He...
Sadism and bestiality and necrophilia
This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his...
Lucky frog
A man is telling a story... "I was playing golf, and even though I am...
Making some changes
I dialed a number and got the following recording : "I am not available...
Put that ring back on
During World War II, I found that my wedding ring was being destroyed...
You do the math
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman...
运动世家
A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored...
Hearing problems
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of...
How much is it?
It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she...
Please hang up and try again
A man calls home to check in with his wife, to let her know he'll be home...
Massage
A young guy was laying on his back on a massage table, wearing only a towel...
A thanksgiving forecast
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high...
Worse 更糟
Kevin: My wife and I argue a lot. She is very touchy -- the least thing sets...
West point
My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between...
Jack schitt
Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are...
Is this a promise or threat 是许诺还是威胁
"My friend, I say I had some trouble." A man said to his friend, "Yesterday...