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Four fingers
Sean and Jason were in a bar, and they went into the toilet to take a leak....
S.o.b.
My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his...
The great lion hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a...
Teaching
The teacher had given the class an assignment.    He stresses the importance...
Being properly equipped
A female newscaster(新闻广播员) is interviewing the leader of a youth club:...
Perusing the personals
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to...
You vs. your boss
When you take a long time, you're slow.  When your boss takes a long time,...
Beauty and the beast
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father...
Too smart for dad 青出于蓝
Too Smart for Dad Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs,...
An old man's gift
An elderly man entered a car agency with his young wife. The owner of the...
Funny. short. different.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.   ~~~~~   My wife and I had words, but...
The naming of things
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to...
Old patient
A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled...
The twin boys
One day, there was a young Mum took her two sons come to visit our garden....
Jehovah's witness and hell's angels
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angels...
Things to know about chuck norris
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck...
He was only wrong by two
Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was...
Nice motto
Life Insurance Agent: Don't let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it...
A terrorist
One afternoon I remembered it was nearly to the close time of our garden...
New year's adjustments
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the...