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Tarzan and jane
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Anything
A forester is very much bored with his job in the forest mountains. He is...
The buffalo theory
In one epsiode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar describing the...
英语笑话:你在我班上
有一位女士去看牙医时发现这位牙医可能是她高中时曾经暗恋的老同学。等见到这位灰白头发的牙医时认为他实在是太老了,然而聊天时牙医去问她--她在他的班上教什么?...
Marriage arranged by an unborn baby
The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom,one's...
英语笑话:神奇的灯
Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife:...
The korean war is over
My husband's brother-in-law,Joseph,an American real estate agent,came to...
How old am i?
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and...
Camera
On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had...
Baby mama drama
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment . Month after month,...
Who is this man 这个男人是谁
Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in...
Three whistles
I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the...
My pilot light is out
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex...
The month is up today 今天是这个月的最后一天
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.   Bartender: "What's...
3 contest winners
There were three guys that won a contest. They would get to spend a year in...
Time is money
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the...
英语笑话:只能带一个人
A cannibal is invited to a teambuilding week in the mountains.    The...
Chinese and english
I'm an editor of a newspaper. One day a foreigner made a call to me. He said...
英语笑话 我在开车吗?
坐在车里的女士发现她们连闯了几个红灯,问开车的女司机,结果女司机却说:“哦,我在开车吗?” After a few more minutes they...
A hernia operation
One doctor operated on a person for a hernia.    He opened his testis and...