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Funding for froggies
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller . He can see from her...
A puzzling problem 难题
"Well, Sam, I'll tell you how it is, you see, I married a widow, and this...
Visual training
The squad (班,小队) were having "visual training". One smart recruit(新兵,招募) was...
To give up the seat 让座
Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he...
300% impotent
A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent....
I work for 7up
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births...
Premed physics
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.   A...
The first time 第一次
The first time, the second time, the third time A couple was celebrating...
The thrill is gone 真扫兴
About two weeks before our fifth anniversary, my husband ased me what I...
Shopping in new york city
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a...
The mood ring
My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood, it...
This ones yours!
One day the husband comes home to his wife and she says to him, " Honey ,...
An old couple's quarrel
A couple of codgers(有怪癖的人) got into a quarrel and came before the local...
英语笑话:好消息和坏消息
The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..."   The...
You cook better now than before
Robert is twenty-six and works in a middle school. Two and a half years ago...
Anniversary mistake
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really...
Your children and my children 孩子们在打架
I married a widow with six children. I had five myself by my late wife. We...
A metaphorical example 隐喻性的例子
A young wife didn't know the difference between direct and indirect taxation...
A useful lesson
In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public...
$800 he owes me
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower...