English Story
Religious(78) Animals(69) Blonde(213) Dumbpeople(262) Kids(325) Lawyers(106) Sexrelated(269) Shuangyu(479)
Over the counter
A middle-aged man who is about 5 feet, 8 inches tall walks into a Wal-Mart...
Sisters
Nina lived in Manhattan. Nina's younger sister, Rosey, came in from college...
Broken escalators
"An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never...
Stop playing games with my heart
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged , balding man...
Lollipop salesman
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a...
Gay men have a baby
Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to...
Goldberg is absent today 古德伯格今天缺席
Goldberg is absent today A teacher was always so involved in the text being...
I'm still paying
A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Bad sex ed grade
Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor...
Graduate students
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask?    "Why does it...
He said, she said
He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it....
Buy tickets 买彩票
There was once a large, fat woman. She had a small, thin husband . He...
Wanna hear a blonde joke
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde...
So is my mom 我母亲也是
When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello...
Who's in heaven? 谁在天堂?
An elderly gentleman had passed away. His grief-stricken widow missed him so...
The use of a handsaw 手锯的用处
The Use of a Handsaw At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware...
No frills dentist appointment
The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Cohen made it...
Politicians and lightbulbs
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?   A: Two. One to...
Timing is everything
A very close friend of mine, named Alan, is chronically (长期地,慢性地) late, and...
What am i?
I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long,...