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Randy the rooster
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he...
Sex theory
A noted sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of...
Work for 7up
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births...
British hospitality
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the...
Uncle frank
((((RING)))) (((RING))) **Pick Up** "Hello?" "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is...
The image-seller
A certain man made a wooden image of Mercury, and exposed it for sale in the...
A poor husband 可怜的丈夫
Woman: Dear doctor, I heard my husband talk in his sleep at night several...
We need to have a talk
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young...
What soldiers? 什么士兵?
Wife : Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl...
Sexual problems
Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex....
Three friends' funerals
Three good friends were driving along on the highway one Saturday: a doctor,...
The bald guy
Once there was an old guy, who was growing old and starting to lose his...
Woman and the midget
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall,...
Two aa batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries.   ...
Three old ladies
Three older ladies were discussing the travails (艰苦劳动,分娩的痛苦) of getting...
The life of an egg
So you think your life is bad... Just think how bad the life of an egg is......
A mistake
An Amercian, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They...
A trip to disney
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children...
College dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out...
Bus stop smell
A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your...