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When the moon hits your eye
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie  That's amore.   When an...
Who will wash the dishes
Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday,...
Still up in bed
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma,...
I hope so 我希望如此
Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at...
Amish bumper sticker
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The...
In the groove
A hippy walks into a Bar and Grill . The waiter comes up to him and asks him...
Your horse called
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning.    Suddenly,...
Class action down south
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them...
Nymphomaniac
Jon was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thing at...
Think of the good side 想想好的一面
After a funeral, a friend comforted the new widow and said: "Don't always...
结扎手术
Patient: I want to have a vasectomy.   Doctor: It's a serious issue. Have...
High tech milking machine
Lewis's cousin, the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the...
Area 51 mix-up
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base...
Birthday gift of sex
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy , and he said,...
Best reward
A naval officer fell overboard(落水) . He was rescued by a deck hand(甲板水手) ....
A mens-only weight loss program
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program....
Universal laws of the office
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by...
The world's greatest swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer(击剑者)...
Weather predict
A film was on location deep in the. One day an old Indian went up to the...
Make the number equal
At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep...