Humors - English Story

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars...

A: Which do you find more important , money or friends? B: Friends, of...

John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps...

"Excuse me,but the seat you\'ve taken is mine." "Yours?Can you prove it?"...

A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur （恐龙） bones...

" Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?" "No, but I am...

Two Americans were traveling in Spain. One morning they came into a little...

Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...

In the Eden, Adam told the God : "I'm lonely, I need a company." "Ok,"...

The cruise ship my friend was working on socked at a Mexican port during a...

Mr William was deaf , but he didn't like people to know this. One evening he...

A fruit vendor in Philippines sold a watermelon to a woman and assured her...

The landlady said to the hard-up author: "When will you pay arrears （拖欠，滞付）...

"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed...

Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a...

An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful...

One evening a family brings their frail , elderly mother to a nursing home...

A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would...

A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the...

Traveler : Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto? Ticket agent :...