Humors - English Story

"What are you so happy about?" a woman asked the 98-year-old man. "I broke...

The owner of a grocery was on his deathbed. The entire family had gathered...

An old couple were very saving. As a result they had a beautifully furnished...

Student A: When do people talk least ? Student B: In February. Student...

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch . I...

Police : When can it be that the thieves broke into your house? Owner : How...

A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and...

A woman was hit by a man in a junction （交叉点） . The man said she was to...

A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the...

One day a customer called to a service representative at a cable-television...

Praise 称赞

Mrs. White asked Mr. White: "Is this suit beautiful?" 怀特太太问怀特先生：“我这套衣服好看吗？“...

Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees....

A foreigner applied for citizenship paper in New York. The judge asked him,...

Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States, was not very handsome, and...

Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry...

Tom: How can I stop water from coming into my house. Sam: Don't pay the...

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子 If you don't, you are not...

A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he...

One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you...

My son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at Ball State...