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Hairspray
There was a little boy playing in his front yard, and his grandpa was...
Jonesie the great lion hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a...
I wish i were a newspaper
Wife talking to her husband , who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a...
Buffalo beer analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the...
Who's better satisfied? 谁更满足?
A person with six children or a person with $6 million ? Why? The person...
Stress relief
An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting...
Questions during the exam
Should you have any questions during the exam, just raise your hand.    This...
How did i come into this world?
Daddy? How did I come into this world?" "Well, my child, someday I'll have...
Toyota
Serving as a Marine recruiter(招聘人员) in western North Carolina, I found a...
Ann wolfe the boxer
Thirty four year old female boxer Ann Wolfe wants to fight a male boxer. If...
Present for girlfriend 送给女友的礼物
Present for Girlfriend At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive...
Artificial intelligence
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?   A:...
50周年结婚纪念日
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On...
苦命的salesman
An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He said...
Is that you jack 怎么防止老公太晚回家
How did you stop your husband staying late at the club?   When he came in...
Zen sarcasm 1
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I...
英语笑话:凌晨1点的会议
The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am.   “What are...
How to gain an extra vacation day
I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the boss would not allow me...
Observation
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took...
The horse whisperer
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool . In front of him he see's a big...