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Put that ring back on
During World War II, I found that my wedding ring was being destroyed...
You do the math
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman...
运动世家
A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored...
Hearing problems
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of...
How much is it?
It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she...
Please hang up and try again
A man calls home to check in with his wife, to let her know he'll be home...
Massage
A young guy was laying on his back on a massage table, wearing only a towel...
A thanksgiving forecast
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high...
Worse 更糟
Kevin: My wife and I argue a lot. She is very touchy -- the least thing sets...
West point
My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between...
Jack schitt
Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are...
Is this a promise or threat 是许诺还是威胁
"My friend, I say I had some trouble." A man said to his friend, "Yesterday...
When the moon hits your eye
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie  That's amore.   When an...
Who will wash the dishes
Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday,...
Still up in bed
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma,...
I hope so 我希望如此
Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at...
Amish bumper sticker
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The...
In the groove
A hippy walks into a Bar and Grill . The waiter comes up to him and asks him...
Your horse called
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning.    Suddenly,...
Class action down south
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them...