Humors - English Story

Nymphomaniac

Jon was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thing at...

After a funeral, a friend comforted the new widow and said: "Don't always...

结扎手术

Patient: I want to have a vasectomy. 　　Doctor: It's a serious issue. Have...

Lewis's cousin, the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the...

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base...

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy , and he said,...

Best reward

A naval officer fell overboard（落水） . He was rescued by a deck hand（甲板水手） ....

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program....

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by...

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer（击剑者）...

A film was on location deep in the. One day an old Indian went up to the...

At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep...

Four fingers

Sean and Jason were in a bar, and they went into the toilet to take a leak....

S.o.b.

My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his...

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a...

Teaching

The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance...

A female newscaster（新闻广播员） is interviewing the leader of a youth club:...

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to...

When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time,...

When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father...