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Too smart for dad 青出于蓝
Too Smart for Dad Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs,...
An old man's gift
An elderly man entered a car agency with his young wife. The owner of the...
Funny. short. different.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.   ~~~~~   My wife and I had words, but...
The naming of things
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to...
Old patient
A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled...
The twin boys
One day, there was a young Mum took her two sons come to visit our garden....
Jehovah's witness and hell's angels
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angels...
Things to know about chuck norris
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck...
He was only wrong by two
Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was...
Nice motto
Life Insurance Agent: Don't let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it...
A terrorist
One afternoon I remembered it was nearly to the close time of our garden...
New year's adjustments
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the...
Tarzan and jane
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Anything
A forester is very much bored with his job in the forest mountains. He is...
The buffalo theory
In one epsiode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar describing the...
英语笑话:你在我班上
有一位女士去看牙医时发现这位牙医可能是她高中时曾经暗恋的老同学。等见到这位灰白头发的牙医时认为他实在是太老了,然而聊天时牙医去问她--她在他的班上教什么?...
Marriage arranged by an unborn baby
The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom,one's...
英语笑话:神奇的灯
Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife:...
The korean war is over
My husband's brother-in-law,Joseph,an American real estate agent,came to...
How old am i?
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and...