Humors - English Story

Wife : Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl...

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex....

Three good friends were driving along on the highway one Saturday: a doctor,...

The bald guy

Once there was an old guy, who was growing old and starting to lose his...

A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall,...

Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. ...

Three older ladies were discussing the travails （艰苦劳动，分娩的痛苦） of getting...

So you think your life is bad... Just think how bad the life of an egg is......

A mistake

An Amercian, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They...

On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children...

College dorm

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out...

A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller . He can see from her...

"Well, Sam, I'll tell you how it is, you see, I married a widow, and this...

The squad （班，小队） were having "visual training". One smart recruit（新兵，招募） was...

Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he...

300% impotent

A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent....

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births...

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A...

The first time, the second time, the third time A couple was celebrating...