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On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had...
Baby mama drama
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment . Month after month,...
Who is this man 这个男人是谁
Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in...
Three whistles
I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the...
My pilot light is out
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex...
The month is up today 今天是这个月的最后一天
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.   Bartender: "What's...
3 contest winners
There were three guys that won a contest. They would get to spend a year in...
Time is money
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the...
英语笑话:只能带一个人
A cannibal is invited to a teambuilding week in the mountains.    The...
Chinese and english
I'm an editor of a newspaper. One day a foreigner made a call to me. He said...
英语笑话 我在开车吗?
坐在车里的女士发现她们连闯了几个红灯,问开车的女司机,结果女司机却说:“哦,我在开车吗?” After a few more minutes they...
A hernia operation
One doctor operated on a person for a hernia.    He opened his testis and...
Randy the rooster
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he...
Sex theory
A noted sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of...
Work for 7up
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births...
British hospitality
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the...
Uncle frank
((((RING)))) (((RING))) **Pick Up** "Hello?" "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is...
The image-seller
A certain man made a wooden image of Mercury, and exposed it for sale in the...
A poor husband 可怜的丈夫
Woman: Dear doctor, I heard my husband talk in his sleep at night several...
We need to have a talk
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young...