Humors - English Story

Raccoons

Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend...

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench...

A two month pregnant woman asks her doctor, "When will my baby move?" The...

Curse 咒语

An old man goes to the wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has...

"Did the children behave when you bathed them?" inquired the mistress to the...

Fortuneteller

A man was wandering around a fairground（露天市场） and he happened to see a...

Bob is almost 30 years old, his friends have already gotten married one...

A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal（直肠的） thermometer...

I'm a bachelor Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young...

Beard

A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave...

An American businessman and an American, a Russian, a Cuban, lawyer were on...

A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train....

Trying to do that for years A man went to the police office wishing to speak...

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully...

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth.

Fines

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out...

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He...

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his...

Lucky frog

A man is telling a story... "I was playing golf, and even though I am...

I dialed a number and got the following recording : "I am not available...