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Bad sex ed grade
Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor...
Graduate students
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask?    "Why does it...
He said, she said
He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it....
Buy tickets 买彩票
There was once a large, fat woman. She had a small, thin husband . He...
Wanna hear a blonde joke
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde...
So is my mom 我母亲也是
When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello...
Who's in heaven? 谁在天堂?
An elderly gentleman had passed away. His grief-stricken widow missed him so...
The use of a handsaw 手锯的用处
The Use of a Handsaw At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware...
No frills dentist appointment
The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Cohen made it...
Politicians and lightbulbs
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?   A: Two. One to...
Timing is everything
A very close friend of mine, named Alan, is chronically (长期地,慢性地) late, and...
What am i?
I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long,...
英语笑话:妻子失踪了
一位男子走到警察局宣称,“我妻子失踪了。” A man walks into a police station and announces, “My...
When the leaves are gone
On a beautiful Octorber day, my husband and I were taking a drive through...
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales...
Soft drink salesman
A man got a job in the sales promotion department of a cola soft-drink...
A complicated breakfast order
A resident in a posh(时髦的,漂亮的) hotel breakfast room called over(点名) the head...
The water pistol
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he...
Ghost sex
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here...
Ten o'clock tee time
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the...