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Things my mother taught me
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ...  "Just wait until your father...
Guaranteed visits 有保证的探望
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her...
Blonde kidnapping
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to...
I've sold those to someone else
A large store was having the spring sale on shoes and boots. It was the...
Millionaire 百万富翁
CEO: My wife made a millionaire out of me.   Assistant: What were you...
It was too late 为时已晚
Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had been five feet,...
Blondes say the darndest things
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and...
Boyfriend upgrade
Dear Tech Support,   Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0...
Blonde sky diver
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.   The brunette jumps out the plane...
The last chance 最后的机会
The God decided to create "woman", and he should take a rib from Adam.   He...
Riding with an indian
A young woman from New York City was driving through a remote part of...
A puzzling puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I...
After being away on business
Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about...
The weary housewife
The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in...
Bad blonde day
Q:how can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? A:her tampon is on her...
To feel like a woman
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The...
Appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and starts to look around. She then...
Taken for granted 理所当然
THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error...
Where's the manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She...
Just sew the buttonhole 我只把扣眼儿给缝上了
Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling? Wife: No, dear. I...