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Because i'm blonde?
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled ,...
What? 什么?
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a...
How about the kitchen? 去厨房怎么样?
Jack told his wife, Helen, that he wanted to spend his vacation where he had...
Blonde swimmer
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The...
What are you going to do this evening?
Mrs. Jones was still cleaning the house when her husband came back from...
My servant will clean it
Two rich ladies were sharing a taxi and talking about the high cost of going...
I want to buy that
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in...
65,000$ question
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Roses for my wife 给妻子的玫瑰
On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a...
Brain's change result
Three women are out shopping at an antique shop. They stumble upon an...
Speeding blonde
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He...
Blonde cook book
Blonde Cook Book: MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food...
Roast pig 烤乳猪
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he...
Wood fire 森林之火
Wood Fire One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male...
What did you do? 你做了什么呢
Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar(电车) this morning, the...
Getting on the bus
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for...
A jealous wife 吃醋的妻子
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night...
Cause for unrest
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and...
Hurt all over 浑身都疼
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.   "Where are you...
A saint's spelling bee
A woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being...