No pen but a pistol
A lady and her son whom was about 10 years old came to buy pond fish from me...
Bank robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good...
Blonde disney trip
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. ...
Serious swimming
There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the...
Italian virgin
Maria just got married and being a traditional Italian she was still a...
Childbirth pain
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her...
No matter 没关系
A well-dressed woman got on a bus. She handed a ten-dollar note to the drive...
Gardening gloves
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed...
Wonderful threesome
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have...
50 cents
After many months of trying to make ends meet, a couple decided that the...
Airport left
I know a blond so stupid I asked her to take me to the airport she looked up...
Escaped prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs...
Alligator shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
I'll die
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head....
You bet your life
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down...
Toilet paper
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull...
Flatterer 马屁精
Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and...
A kiss 一个吻
At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor , was about to...