Humors Kids - English Story

Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor...

A duel 决斗

Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and...

Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it? Billy: I...

Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in...

To Buy a Video 　　 Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video....

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty...

A farmer's boy went looking for snails , and, when he had picked up both his...

Wrong number

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and...

Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny? Johnny: Teacher told...

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned...

Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"? Student: Yes. I ate...

My wife was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she...

Younger Scout : How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a...

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their...

Grandpa and granddaugher were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make...

A five year old boy was living with his mother, as his parents had divorced....

Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom:...

Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red...

A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing...

Lot's wife

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and...